Wednesday, November 3, 2010

I Can't Smoke Weed: A short joke



It's funny that Prop 19 didn't pass because smoking marijuana, illegal or otherwise, is something I physically can't do since I am asthmatic. Inhaling any type of smoke makes me cough half to death. I'm sure if I smoked an actual joint, I would in fact die from asphyxiation.

So I guess the only time where it's appropriate for me to smoke weed is if I'm laying on my death bed dying from old age and decide I can't take the pain anymore and just light up a joint and take my own life. I guess you could say I want to end life on a high note.

(Canned laughter at my incredibly lame pun)

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