Well, I was sick with a fever last night, and with a fever comes possibly the most random dream I ever had.
So I was at an airport with Spider-man and I met James Brown. He called me over to where he was and I obliged. Here, he introduced me to this old woman who was having marital problems with her husband, and she proceeded to tell how in order to re-ignite their sex life, she gave him blow-jobs every morning before he wakes up. And the dude happened to be Ronald Reagan, who's supposed to be dead but apparently not enough to get wet dreams from an old lady.
Seriously, Waht Teh Fuck?!
Honestly you can not make shit like that up.
On one hand, I laughed. On the other, it made me sad that one of the few dreams I have about sex is an old lady telling me a story about giving blowjobs while Spider-man and James Brown watch. Why can't I be on the receiving end except instead of an old lady it's some hot ass babe?
You know life sucks when even in your dreams other people get more ass than you.
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