Coming to a Nightmare near you...

Had one of the more fucked up dreams in a while. I guess this plays into the fears of most little children. How many of you can say that a visit to the dentist's was the worst part of your week? It didn't help any that one of my more painful experiences with the dental office was sitting in the cold leather dental chair while a (what I remembered) team of dentists were pulling out a tooth that was rotting from a cavity. Every time afterwards, I'd get nervous once the appointment comes around, the worst of it in my early adolescence where I'd start getting dry heaves just thinking about getting my teeth examined. Me and dentists don't have a good track record to say the least.

Now on to my nightmare... the dentist. The dude spent a better part of an hour or two fucking with the insides of a poor bastards mouth. He was like a cross between the doctor from Beethoven and Josef Mengele. I remember feeling like Duncan Keith after taking a puck to the face while hearing the horrible screams of his next victim. For some reason, the dream turned into a bit of an action movie and federal agents soon swarmed the building. The good doctor took off blasting through some walls. Some dude went in after him and later came back with a severed head; whether or not this is the doctor in question remains to be solved by my unconscious.

Also in a bit of happier dreams, Olivia Wilde was teaching a math class that I was taking.



Not being the least bit related to the previous one but hey, having Olivia Wilde entering your dreams after dreaming that a doctor was performing horrible experiments with the mouths of many victims is a pretty damn good transition. Could she enter my dreams more often? Talk about fulfilling my fantasy with hot teachers. Now if only that could really happen in real life. I'd have her tutor my pythagorean theroem. Seriously, I suck at math and I need all the help I need.