Wednesday, February 3, 2010

New Layout

Some Professionalism up in this bitch son! Check this shit out!

See that shit up in the top right corner? That's right, pages of a motherfuckin' book! It's just like this N*gga, pages of a book to signify this pimp is a writer. Even the blog body looks like a piece of college ruled paper. Don't fuck with this shit homey, cause I'll drive by pen you to death.

See the professionalism inherent in this blog? Credit to the motherfucker who designed it. You get to read shit, and not be confused about the writing. Colours pop out of the fucking page to grab your attention bitch! Not like those other blogging fucktards still stuck in the stone era of blog design. Simple black template? Fuck you!

Look at how sleek and sexy this bitch is, yeah. Hell if this blog was a woman, I'd make sweet love to it every fucking day of every fucking second. Then I'd bring it flowers cause that's how sweet it looks.

Oh look at that, right under that book. Shit man, it's a twitter button! Shit son, the designer knows his shit. Talk about keeping up with the motherfucking times! It's just right there and I don't even need to use it, This n*gga don't even tweet.

End Hyperbole.

So yeah, I like my new layout.

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